Are you sick of paper pushing？ Tired of cubicle kvetching？ Ready to quit， but dreading those awkward parting words？ Finally， an app that lets you terminate your employment with just a few taps.
This new year， take the easiest path to unemployment with the Quit Your Job app.
Brought to you by TheLadders and the people who brought you BreakupText， Quit Your Job is a free iPhone app that uses an emerging technology called “text messaging” to tell your boss where he can put that job of yours.
Just tell the app why you’re leaving， what you’re planning on doing next， and our state-of-the-art messaging system will take care of the rest.
This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true quitting job notice functionality. (Duh.)